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13 incredible presets. Not 12, not 14—13. Perfect, fully customizable. You can tweak them, adjust them, make them work for your track. You’ve got the power, folks.
You want to make a bass that’s absolutely massive? A real heater? Adjust the cutoff, do it with ease, thanks to those incredible Ableton macros. So simple. So powerful. You’ll get those thicc basslines every single time. No tweaking, no fussing around. It’s just there, ready to go. Like a well-oiled machine.
Here’s the deal: we’re only making 200 copies. That’s it. No more. Why? Because we want your bassline to stay exclusive. We don’t want everybody sounding like you, right? It’s about keeping your tracks special.
And guess what? It’s only $49. Such a great deal. You’d be crazy not to do it. So, get it now, make trance great again, and let’s make those dance floors fantastic!"

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